August 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Laker Basketball Cakes

few incontrovertible truths.

Green Day sucks, and "Know Your Enemy" is a joke song. Y "21 guns", apart from sappy, is eternal. Red Hot Chilli Peppers autoplagian with each song, and have a bitch in California that is neither normal environment.

new hair Brian Molko is a start constant.

Britney Spears's voice is ugly and nose.

Marilyn Manson died in 2000 and was replaced by a clown with no targets or talent to convey nothing more than boredom.
The new "rock" English sucks. On second thought, the old well.

Pilar Rubio is very good and very nice, but as a presenter does not make the grade. Someone should put
Bono, the self-Jiminy Cricket in the West, in a rocket toward the Sun, and in one chapter of the Simpsons.
social networking forums have been killed.
If you define your dress as "modern", others will define it as "tacky." And be right.
Mendes de La Quinta Estación not sing: bawling like a fucking pig slaughter.
Everyone will say the best time of [insert musical style] was the one that occurred while he was in school.
Victoria Beckham is living proof that it is not enough to be thin to be good.
Dolores O'Riordan, apart from an asshole, is a hybrid between Tilda Swinton and the Prodigy when painted in clown plan. Slipknot
and tired.

Monday, August 17, 2009

How Long Until The Food Allergy Symptoms Show

Daniel Merriweather's mouth

Very good at all. If you have the misfortune, as I do have a habit of putting on MTV or VH1 (because if you put what is 40TV or Sun Music, what is yours and severe) trasteáis while the computer will know and Daniel Merriweather. It is the penultimate hit prefabricated sold to us as a promising youngster.

Leaving aside the utterly bland it is, there is no originality or passion, I can see in his music (which is a townie boy dulzarrón pop noise), or how low is that there used to launch the well-known formula of introducing some crappy rap on their first single, "Change"-and Rihanna did and did not turn out bad, "what brings you here today is something else.

His mouth.

Okay, I know I'm a maniac. I know sometimes I get obsessed with things that are not worth the obsession, and for that reason I can come to seem more important or bizarre than they really are. But this guy has a FOUL mouth.

It's not particularly large (server has a much larger mouth), even your teeth are tiny, or that their lips are swollen like worms based on eating the flesh of a rotting corpse, no. Overview is what disgusts me. Let's see:

pelito Leaving aside the absolute asshole takes me, the poor, look at that mouth! It seems buried in pillows too soft. Appears viscous, slightly crooked ... This guy, within five years is an awful sopazas.

Daniel thinking of boobs.

Look at that chin! What happens? Is it a testicle that has gone there in a way that is better not to imagine? It is also a friend of the sparrows. That means that as the lower jaw has to out-prognathism, go, "when it rains there and makes pool sparrows bathing. As the bird of South Park who bathed in the vomit of Stan.

Daniel considering a sparrow tits while bathing in your mouth.

In short, it gives a tad of disgust. And hey, nothing happens, it does not take ultraguapo to be famous or a good musician. Look for Tricky. Of course, Tricky has originality and talent, while this guy has ... That's it. A striking resemblance to a lamprey and little more.

Daniel thinking of boobs.

acabéis To convince you, go to YouTube to watch the video of "Change" or better yet, the "network"-you would put me, but do not know yet. I want you to look your mouth all the time, and then tell me that does not disgust, if you can. Go ahead, brave.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Secondhand Hdv Camcorders

Aúuuuuu! (The first on the forehead)

probably all know what it is that you do not agree. Those of you at school you were not fat, you would have appalling spectacles apparatus or those who make history. Let's face it: boys and girls who were popular (and popular) in high school have no blogs, no time to read. They have to spend much time with their children, minivan, or weds wife and family policy varies as karmic punishment ... or so I like to believe.
So you, you're reading this, you know how hard it is to not accept you. You know what you feel that you change for another, and look enviously at the popular boy or girl (or popular! - What mania women, Stan! *) And think how you'd be on your skin. Then we

and gentlemen, this is a feeling that nobody is immune. No, not even so-called pop-rock stars (which is what you say you do when you pop in that crappy occasionally sounds like a guitar with some distortion, as if to hide), and the proud "Latino stars."

Today, to the delight of the masses, we shall see in detail one of those sad cases of child who wanted to be the most popular school, but transcript - I just made up a word? - To be the most popular pop- Rock: Shakira. We will see the chilling degree you can fry the meninges molar desire more. Before
swallow a whole goat that tyrannosaurus in Jurassic Park, Shakira sang decently. Singing away, it is clear, but his voice could pass for human. Now, the above girl with braids pseudorrebelde roses between the long black hair, which must be the only thing in common with Alanis Morissette, although they tried to sell it as Latin-Morissette is a monster that has been proposed hyperoxygenated is no inch of her anatomy without burn indelibly into our retinas. Do not get me wrong, normally I have nothing against people teach meat, in fact I love ... The problem is that Chaki is determined to prove that you can move the belly and torso separately, and possibly see her squirm-dipped in oil, petroleum or nasty-on knowing what their short legs as if she had swallowed acid is not my idea something sexy.

But let the title of today: It had to happen. When a hair is too little oxygen, hydrogen peroxide inevitably something pierces the skull and you will be filtered to the cerebral cortex. Shakira is now showing the first symptoms, and one example: I have here in all its repulsive glory, the lyrics of "Wolf"-that continue to drain the foreigner market has translated as "She-wolf."

Sly Sly passing passing
That wolf is special
Mirala, walk walk

Who has not loved a goddess werewolf
In the heat of a romantic evening
My cries are called
I want a domesticated wolf

I finally found a magic bullet to erase entirely the fault
I will not stay by your side watching TV and listening to apologize

life has given me a ravenous appetite and you just give me candy

I go with my legs and my youth out there even if you kill the jealousy

CH
A wolf in the closet
feel like going out to eat
Let
neighborhood before going to sleep I have

magnetic stilettos
To stop the frantic herd
The full moon like fruit
gives no advice or listen to

I carry a special radar to locate single
If anything I get in trouble also led the number of firefighters
types or very nice or divas or rich kids I know what I
have a good time and behave badly in the arms of a gentleman

A wolf in the closet
you feel like
Let it out
neighborhood eat before you go to sleep

When the wolf almost one in heat waves to the moon
Doubt if walking down the street or enter a bar to try his luck
already sitting at the table and sets its sights at its next prey of unsuspecting Poor
did not expect any of these

Sly Sly passing passing
That wolf is special
Mirala walk, walk

Let the neighborhood to eat before you go

sleep

can not see me, but I have the finger and thumb in the eye each and I am rubbing. Where to begin? Why the shock that is considered a "goddess werewolf, perhaps? Do you hair out throughout the body when the moon is full? So no wonder they frighten people, Shakira, but that's not because you're a sexually liberated woman who is not afraid to show their appetites, but because you become a possessed Furby fucking full moon.
But we move forward:
has found a cure for guilt. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought this lady was algunaotra Christian sect or similar. And again Correct my if I'm wrong, but these people just to "sexually free" does not do very much, and less if you are female. So no, Shakira, you should feel guilty: you will burn in hell.
The chorus is where we learn more: a wolf in the closet. Interesting verse. You mean that was hidden? Then we took a few years old already seeing this
alter ego of the Chaqui
zorrona. Maybe the poor did not realize? Maybe the poor fell fainting while praying, waking trance, poured 15 liters of hydrogen peroxide in the head and an ear, dressed in the case of a cushion and went to fox? And here I am laughing at it! With ugly that is going around laughing at the disabled! Also wants to "eat the neighborhood." Must have an eating disorder, poor thing. Or maybe the wrong word: he wanted to "tail" but I shook his hand to the keyboard. Do the experiment: if sustituís "neighborhood" with "tail", the song takes on a much more evident.
The "bringing the number of firefighters is" priceless. I dread to think of the firefighters face if Shakira would call them to fix the fire that dwells in your mini-thong. Oh, and want to make clear he does not want "types or very nice or divas or rich kids"-that is, male version of herself, it's pretty safe, but "knights", which is the euphemism of "dirty old men with hair slicked back and Baron Dandy stink." But of course, that would have been too long to fit in the letter.
And what of "are one" makes me sick. Let's see, if one, which is more than one? It seems a strange question, but it is not. The plural is used to refer to several things, and one can not be "many" and "one" at a time. So no, Shakira, no "are" the one. It's one fucked up illiterate.
Finally, we read that verse again:

When nearly a she-wolf in heat waves to the moon
Doubt if walking down the street or enter a bar to try his fortune is now
sitting at the table and sets its sights on its next prey of unsuspecting Poor

did not expect any of these

Chilling. Put yourself in the skin of that poor guy who is so quiet in the bar and, unfortunately for him, falls within the ideal of beauty Shakira, which according to this song, breathe and have a penis. What this poor unfortunate girl would be a short legs and peroxide, oiled, entering the bar with a face that put some kind of aunts in video clips when they make slut, who is watching intensely as he cuts hair all over body. Sure, Shakira, the unsuspecting in question is not one of those waiting: waiting for a human being and you, since you swallowed goat, and you're not. And less howling like howl in the chorus, you do not know if you're a wolf or a cat asking for their ration of milk. Wait ...

To facilitate understanding of this "song" to the public it is addressed, I guess I consider it to hypercomplex and megasofisticada, riddled with subtle allusions to the parade, I decided to summarize in one sentence:

Today follo.

Sure.

* "From now on ... I want you to call me Loretta! "