few incontrovertible truths.
Green Day sucks, and "Know Your Enemy" is a joke song. Y "21 guns", apart from sappy, is eternal. Red Hot Chilli Peppers autoplagian with each song, and have a bitch in California that is neither normal environment.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
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new hair Brian Molko is a start constant.
Britney Spears's voice is ugly and nose.
Marilyn Manson died in 2000 and was replaced by a clown with no targets or talent to convey nothing more than boredom.
Trent Reznor is god. Period.
The new "rock" English sucks. On second thought, the old well. - Pilar Rubio is very good and very nice, but as a presenter does not make the grade. Someone should put
- Bono, the self-Jiminy Cricket in the West, in a rocket toward the Sun, and in one chapter of the Simpsons.
Amaia Montero is Satan on Earth, sent here to begin the Apocalypse making everyone's drill our eardrums with a corkscrew to avoid frightening to hear that voice is like a two year old girl who has inhaled helium. - The Frenchman does not stick to sing rock.
- social networking forums have been killed.
- If you define your dress as "modern", others will define it as "tacky." And be right.
- Mendes de La Quinta Estación not sing: bawling like a fucking pig slaughter.
- Everyone will say the best time of [insert musical style] was the one that occurred while he was in school.
- Victoria Beckham is living proof that it is not enough to be thin to be good.
- Dolores O'Riordan, apart from an asshole, is a hybrid between Tilda Swinton and the Prodigy when painted in clown plan. Slipknot
- and tired.
All English pop stars are perfectly interchangeable. - singer El Canto del Loco uses only one vowel A.
- Timbaland is a producer shit, that plagiarism over Crystal Castles, is dedicated to appear in all the songs that shit, say, produce, saying "EEE EEEE ... EEEE ... ....". You only have to watch the video of "Apologize", by Sosis One Republic, or the "Say it Right", the very tontaca Nelly Furtado.
- People who like music wary of the Top 40 for the same reason why Jews are wary of public showers.
- Hale.
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