What To Say In Cover Letter For Tanning

Ah, questions, questions ...

All musicians, actors or artists, they ask a lot of things before the next step. Fortunately for all of you, I have super powers and I know what I wonder. Since they have not paid what they asked for my silence, here are those doubts that haunt his head before releasing an album, movie or whatever.

• Muse: "How can we be even more pretentious?"
• Marilyn Manson: "Is there anything I can do to be even more irrelevant?"
• Sloth: "How well did to get this name! We will fit like a glove!".
• Christian Bale: "Should I go back to shake up my family?"
• Mariah Carey "Will I get my tits are further separated from each other? Will my smile even be more irritating mono? Trilling burst my eardrums of humans end? Will attract whales in heat? Oh, God, but "I was broke and half-starved and why I returned to torture the world with my presence?"
• Rihanna: "Who have not done a duet yet?"
• Trent Reznor: "I am God. Period."
• Daniel Merriweather: "O?"
• P. Diddy: "Is it very noticeable that I put the stick in the ass?"
• Eminem: "Okay, time to return to the fray ... with Who I get now in order to become famous? "
• Spielberg:" Well, see what I can do my next film ... Bah, anyway, if like me, everything will fall Hollywood paid to my feet but make a shit, as they have done decades. "
• Aunt of the Fifth Station (no, not named):" Time to burn another disc. Luckily I swallowed amp screaming. "
• Keanu Reeves:" Huh? "
• Timbaland:" Does it Justin Timberlake's hand on my ass? "
• Macaco," Hm. I think Voya to write another song full of platitudes for pseudo-bohemian pijipis the Coreen, to be possible in a poorly spoken English. "
• Amaia Montero:" Oh, god ... What do I do with this chicha arm hang me! Anyway the whole series of liposuction and facial sculptures I've done, I'm still a ceboncillo! God ... I hate humanity right now ... How I can destroy the entire world? "
• Madonna:" Wow, it's first month? I have to renew my contract with Satan. Offer the soul of Michael Jackson earned me anything ... Clearly, who would have thought that it belonged to him? "
• Penelope Cruz:" Now that I have an Oscar, surely respect me! Right? RIGHT? "
• Russell Crowe: "Hm, I do not want to go to the set tomorrow. Pintaré two eyes on this board that I found and I will send my driver ... I'm sure no one notices."
• Nicole Kidman: "GIVE ME BOTOOOOOOX BOTOOOOOX ..."
• Alberto Ruiz-Gallardon: "We will present the candidature of Madrid 2020 before anyone realizes that I have left Madrid in debt up to their ears ... Maybe should invent a new tax ... "

Another day ... Now I'm exhausted. The minds of celebrities are an awful thing.