Dear readers, dear readers:
is with great pride and satisfaction that short (figuratively) the (figurative) ribbon of this new feast. A festival created for all people of good heart rejoice, and breed are welcome by budding and suffer bleeding of pure satisfaction.
International Day Sticking with Nicholas Cage! * Applause, fanfare *
Who does not hate Nicholas Cage? Deafblind people probably are the only people they can be forgiven or even admiring Cage endure. For the rest, I can only say that they are sinister people, sad, twisted vision and priorities totally out of order. As Catholics, go, but almost worse if I hurry.
is the time, citizens. Take to the streets, filled with love of neighbor (if the neighbor is not Nicholas Cage, of course), let us embrace, let us all sing together in the deepest contempt and utter incomprehension at the success of someone with no talent other than looking like a pear with teeth. Someone whose hair is as scary as the spelling booklet Belén Esteban. Someone whose facial expression is so out of place as someone who had undergone surgery of the brain by the method of the stone in the neck. Someone with the charisma and charm, do not know, Rajoy ... and probably also his verbal ability. Someone, in short, that if ever fertilizes Shakira will produce a race of abominations with the power to turn the ears and eyes of anyone with the provider, pear compote.
not let that day arrives. Sanctify this event. Cage glorify all insult, because it is our salvation. Shakira Remember, if it is successful, will pounce on all fours doing the pine-bridge against him in the vagina in front snapping with impatience.
Let's take this time to worship and meditate on the mystery of Pique, whose sacrifice on the altar of the Vulva Shakiriana saves us from this horror. Your job is to keep it busy until menopause, when it will not be anything for you to meet Nicholas Cage and have sex. Meanwhile, thanks Piqué. There need not be sacrificed on the altar you to pretend
Used this video to your meditation today, brothers and sisters, always remember this day. The day that the man (Loretta) rose against the tyranny of Nicholas Cage.
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